BARELY BEARS

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE LIVED A VILLAGE OF CUDDLY ALPACA TEDDY BEARS. (YOU KNOW THE CUTE LITTLE ANDEAN CAMELS WITH THE LONG SOFT HAIR). ANYWAY, THIS GROUP OF TEDDY'S WERE TIRED OF THE BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAINS AND ISOLATION. THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A TRIP TO THE UNITED STATES TO SEE THE BIG CITIES, GREEN GRASS AND HUGE TREES.. THEY WERE AMAZED AT THE DIFFERENCE IN LIVING HERE. SINCE TEDDY'S REALLY DON'T LIKE TO WORK AND BECAUSE THEIR OUTFITS DO NOT HAVE POCKETS, THEY HAVE FOUND THEMSELVES A LITTLE SHORT. (ABOUT 12" FROM TIP OF EAR TO BOTTOM OF FEET USUALLY), WHOOPS! I WAS TALKING ABOUT BEING SHORT OF MONEY! IT'S LATE AND I'M A LITTLE DITZY ANYWAY. IT IS A REAL GOOD THING THEY DON'T EAT MUCH.

THEY LIKE IT SO MUCH HERE THAT THEY WOULD LIKE TO STAY. PROBLEM IS THEY DO NOT SPEAK THE LANGUAGE YET, AND DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A BEAR OR TWO IN AND GIVE THEM A GOOD HOME, THEY WILL NEED TRANSPORTATION COST. THEY ARE PRETTY LIGHT, SO IT DOES NOT TAKE MUCH. THEY ARE GOOD LISTENERS AND ARE WILLING TO DO THEIR BEST TO BE GOOD HOUSE GUEST. AT THIS TIME, I GUESS IT IS BETTER TO INTRODUCE THEM TO YOU. BEARS ARE VERY POLITE AND MUST BE FORMALLY INTRODUCED. AT FIRST THEY ARE A LITTLE SHY, AND WITH THE LANGUAGE PROBLEM IT MAY TAKE THEM QUITE A WHILE TO CARRY ON A CONVERSATION WITH YOU, BE ASSURED, HOWEVER, THAT THERE IS NO SLIGHT INTENDED. BEARS WOULD NEVER BE RUDE. THEY PROMISE TO BE ON THEIR BEST BEHAVIOR IF YOU WILL ONLY ADOPT THEM.

Babs Bear is an alternative bear. Friendly and outgoing, she loves loud music, playing with her hair and being on the go. Very bright, but sometimes lacks attention to detail. She takes pride in her appearance and it shows her softer side.

Dear folks, heading to Riverside, Illinois. You have been great, will write when I get a chance, don't forget my cd's for Christmas! Love Babs

$45.00

For a ticket to your home!

Belinda Bear has a beautiful naturally blonde face and pure white body. Head to foot she would be about 12 inches if she stood up, but she likes to sit and watch television or go shopping best. 

Bye everyone, I am joining a large number or relatives in Scottsdale Arizona.  Hope I get good neighbors who don't snore or anything.  I don't like dirty neighbors.  I sure hope they like proper music and books.  Can't wait to check out their local shopping center.  Write when you get a chance!

$45.00

She is all packed and ready to meet her new family!

Blair Bear is just too fluffy to describe. White head and sox, and trying to grow up so fast. He would give anything to grow a mustache. For now he just wants to play. Do you know of any new games to play?

Sorry, have joined a family with lots of games, am working of my yo hablo English, what a strange language! Sure hope they do not expect me to do homework!

$45.00

for his ticket. He is all excited about meeting you!

Barbara Bear is very proper. She is an excellent student and gets straight A's at the Bruin Academy. She is even the hall proctor. She would like to meet someone with a lot of time for travel. She just loves to travel, although she falls asleep easy in the car. She is a very fast learner and promises she will keep her kids picked up.

Dear Friends, I am dropping you a note because I am leaving tomorrow to meet my new best friend Samantha. Like me she got straight A's on her last report card, so I know I am going to get along with her already. We can study together and discuss everything. I promise to keep quiet while she studies and won't make too much of a mess. She is local, so if you see me, say hi. You have been super, see you soon.

Barbara

$45.00

for a bus ticket and Barb will be glad to come to your home.

Bebe Bear is 16" of standing fluff. She is a big girl for her age. All of her friends will tell you that she is a real soft touch. Doesn't say much, but she is a great listener. Much larger than her siblings, she would like to learn how to fly kites. Can you teach her?

Dear Dad: Sorry to leave you this note, but I have a great family to move to. They have guaranteed me my own room, a great TV and a chance to fly kites almost every day! I am in such a rush to get packed, sorry I do not have time to say good-bye, need to go now or I will miss my train. Will write, thanks for everyting, I am out of here!

Love and Kisses

Bebe

$75.00

is necessary for her train ticket. She gets a little car sick sometimes.

Benny Bear is pure white and full of coat. He is a sitter and dreamer. Loves to listen to stories and has been known to tell a few too! Especially when there are cookies missing.

Just a note: Have been adopted by a lady who collects bears, just love my new home. Have some time for travel, but most of the time I hang around and listen to all the gossip. Just love gossip. By the way, what do people see in Jerry Springer?

$45.00

for a ticket and he can be there within the week.

Betty Bear is the sister to Benny. She likes to stand and not sit. At 12 inches, she is every bit the lady. Loves fur and has a real charming personality. The life of the party, she loves company. SORRY I have been adopted by a lovely local lady. Most days I have the entire bed to myself for bouncing and turning cart wheels. $40.00

and Betty will be on her way to dinner at your home.

Bonnie Bear likes the natural look. Her coat is tans and greys and makes her look older than she really is. Shy, she likes her privacy. She is very loyal to her friends and just needs a little time to get used to you.

Hi! Just thought I would let you know, I was adopted by an elderly lady. She collects bears, so I am surrounded by cousins. Her grandchildren come and take me out to play. Takes me time to recoup from their visits, but normally it is pretty calm and I have time to go on the internet and read a lot. Reading little women at present. Saw the tapes, four versions, at least a dozen times since I left.

Say hi to everyone and send me the gang's addresses when you get a chance.

Love

Bonnie

$45.00

for cab fare. You live quite a distance away.

Blake Bear was named after his grandfather Blakely. Somehow, the formal name just didn't fit. Blake is quite the slob. Loud and always the tease, he is usually at the bottom of practical jokes. It will take a firm hand to control him. Sorry, I have moved in with a nice family. I really love cable television, especially Monday night football. Football is really different in this country. In our country, football is endless motion and you do not get to rest a minute between 10 second plays. I think you call our football - soccer. Anyway I really love it here. $45.00

for gasoline and he will be on his way to you.

BoBo Bear is a standing bear that can also sit. At 18 inches he is the largest and shaggiest of the village. All man, at least he thinks so. A rugged silent type, he is teased by his smaller siblings. The call him the abominable fur ball because he is so hairy. He can sit for hours real quiet or play all day - your choice of course. Call real soon before he is adopted! Bo Bo was taken in by a lady that just loved his soft side. Sorry, but he was a real charmer. Too much of a charmer it seems, he left a huge phone bill to his girl friend in Peru. $85.00

At his size, he needs transportation and several meals too!

Bradly Bear is all decked out for dinner. Dinner, what he really means is life is one continuous meal. He ate his parents out of house and home. They had milk delivered by the case every other day. He really needs to go on a diet!

Yo! Tom, Have to go to Washington for the swear in, too many parties and food to miss the trip. Have a nice family to stay with, might make it perminent. They could use a little class in Washington, with this new group, I may just fit in.

$45.00

for travel and no meals.

     

Each teddy bear is handmade and made from genuine alpaca.. Each bear is unique in color and texture. Something really special for the bear collector or special child in all of us. Prices include shipping.

"BARELY BEARS"

2336 CUMBERLAND SQUARE DRIVE

BETTENDORF, IA. 52722

PHONE 319-359-5020 FAX 319-332-6631

E-MAIL bears@tocynbro.com

ORDER FORM

ORDERS MAY BE E-MAILED, FAXED, TELEPHONED, OR MAILED

NAME PRICE $
NAME PRICE $
NAME PRICE $
NAME PRICE $
TOTAL BILL (please tally totals) $

---

YOUR MAILING ADDRESS
**Note: We are on a secured server**

NAME    
ADDRESS UNIT
CITY STATE
ZIP PHONE
E-Mail Address CHARGE CARD TYPE
CHARGE CARD# EXPIRATION DATE

 

TOCYNBRO FRONT PAGE